"Not all who wander are lost."
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“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” basically mean the same thing
unless you’re at a funeral
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I hate it when kids raise their hands during tests and say “On Number 6 it says “and” twice.”
Like shut the fuck up you know what it means you ocean of cum
^ I’m that kid, and proud of it.
If I threw you down a staircase and I showed a jury what you just added to my post they would not convict me
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why the fuck did a 10 year old run a snack stand on Hannah Montana
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have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again
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im 90% sure that there is a 5 year old boy stuck inside a body of a 56 year old man named tom hanks
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optimism is thinking you can watch a 40 minute episode in 20 minutes